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FBI : The Ultimate in High-Tech Clownschoolery

Monday, January 18th, 2010

I’ve always suspected that the resistance to transparency for intelligence agencies comes from their total incompetence rather than any great threat to national security that would be incurred. There is rich proof for this thesis. The CIA missed all the big terror actions, but they did do a good job arresting people of ‘Middle-Eastern appearance’ on what turned out to be ficticious charges. They were involved with applying the ‘enhanced’ interrorgation (*1) techniques to hapless prisoners who were mostly innocent civilians and petty criminals. Then, they managed to NOT get the guy with explosives in his budgie smugglers (*2) arrested after his dad told authorities his son had gone cookoo.

It’s pretty plain that the CIA should not have changed their main page back when a hacker changed it to read “Central Stupidity Agency” (*3) all those years ago.

That’s all the CIA though. The FBI, supposedly, was not utterly incompetent and morally corrupt. To be fair to the FBI, the news that their newest ‘high-tech’ Bin Ladin composite picture that was released to help catch Binny was actually just a Bin Ladin picture with the facial features of a Spanish Communist politician pasted on only confirms the incompetence of the Federal Bureau of Idiots. I do have to admit I LOVE how they managed to get anti-Leftist hysteria in on the action.

Think about it for a moment. Here you have a secretive agency that only deals with the public on a very narrow front, through items such as this composite picture. That’s the scope of their screw-up potential. They release a composite picture of their Most Wanted Criminal. The guy they’re most serious about catching IN THE WHOLE WORLD. And what do they do? They decide to clown around and put a filthy commie’s face on Osama. Did the guy add “Lolz, check this out. It’s Osama Bin Lenin” to the subject line when he sent it off to get circulated world-wide?

There we have it, folks. Reality really is funnier than fiction, and the U.S national security apparat really is less competent than any conceivable sarcastic portrayal of it. We are surveyed and intimately probed by the most well-funded Clown School on earth. Doesn’t that make us all sleep a little bit better at night?

*1 (misspelling is intentional)
*2 (budgie smugglers: Australian for figure-hugging underwear)
*3 (I’m sure there’s a great reason for why the hacker didn’t go with the more obvious acronym translation)

Is Obama BLACK HITLER?

Wednesday, August 12th, 2009

Yes.

I admit that it sounds improbable, but I assure you, it’s true. Let’s go through the facts.

I) Obama and Hitler were never seen at the same time.
II) Obama is Kenyan. Part of Kenya was once a German colony.
III) Obama has proposed Euthanasia run through “death panels” that would kill the disabled and the oldĀ  (Obama’s “Death Panel” Could Kill My Down Syndrome Baby)
IV) Obama is clearly anti-Semitic; his lack of support for Israel’s legitimate program of reclaiming their biblically promised lands through a Palestinian-to-heaven relocation program shows this.
V) Glenn Beck has uncovered that Acorn and AmeriCorps are in fact Obama’s brown-shirted bullies that will pull screaming white people from their homes whilst clubbing their babies to death.
VI) Obama is seeking to take away the rights of citizens to own nuclear weapons and death lasers in clear violation of the second amendment, JUST AS HITLER DID.

Yes, these facts paint a grim picture. It is clear that Hitler escaped Nazi Germany in 1945, hiding out in Kenya until a white race-traitor imported him to the U.S. Since Hitler realized the white race is unworthy due to its defeat in the race wars, Hitler changed sides, painted himself black and is now seeking to exterminate the diseased white race from the face of the planet.

You heard right. Obama IS Hitler.

Why don’t you listen to our voice!!! Read the constitution!!! RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

Fuck Freedom

Sunday, April 20th, 2008

Oh my, an expletive in the title. And I’m a whiny bleeding-heart socialist small-l liberal. Why am I dissin’ freedom?

It’s because I have to balance out Freedom’s rep. There are enough hoarse voices screaming how great freedom is, how we need lots more freedom, blah blah blah. I think that’s a load of crock.

The truth is that freedom is a double-edged sword.

Of course we all like being free ourselves. I enjoy many of my freedoms. My freedom to live my life, my freedom to eat, my freedom to be educated, my freedom of speech, my freedom of (non)religion; these freedoms are all great.

Then there are the freedoms I don’t really care about. My freedom to potentially own a billion dollars. My freedom to potentially earn the equivalent to the GDP of a small country. My freedom to potentially own the world’s most expensive house. These freedoms I don’t care about because they’re constrained. Wealth is the measure of freedom here, and having the potential “freedom” to own lots of stuff is not the same as having the freedom to own lots of stuff, because that potential is only fulfilled if I’m: incredibly lucky, incredibly clever and/or incredibly wealth and famous to start off with. If I’m ugly, with an IQ of 75, have an unemployed drunk for a father and an HIV-positive prostitute mother, then I have zilch chance of that potential being fulfilled (well, with a lottery ticked it goes up to one in a gazillion).

And then there are the freedoms I really wouldn’t want anyone else to have. The freedom to enslave me. The freedom for someone else to own everything I need. The freedom for a hospital to throw me sick and dying on the pavement because I can’t pay. The freedom for rich people to not pay taxes. The freedom for other people to deprive me of my freedom of movement or to kill me.

When we’re putting together a society, we can go two ways (no more, no less):

First, Total Anarchy. The freedom to do whatever you want. The problem is that that’s a potential freedom, and bigger people can take it away from you to increase their freedom. They’re “freedom-rich” and you’re “freedom-poor”. Too bad.

The second is a social contract as proposed by Hobbes. We all give up those freedoms that impinge on someone else’s freedom to a more substantial degree than they add to our own. No, you’re not free to shoot me with that gun because that will take away my freedom to be alive. No, you’re not free to enslave me because that’ll take away my freedom of action and of expression. No, you’re not allowed to buy that extra mansion to stay in over summer with the money I need to buy food.

Today, we’re moving further and further away from a stable social contract to more and more anarchistic freedoms which empower the few but disadvantage the many. And freedoms don’t “trickle down”.

So what’s the answer? A paradigm shift. We have to stop talking about freedom societies, because achieving perfect freedom for everyone is by definition impossible (because we’d need the freedom to impinge someone else’s freedom) and there’s really no good reason for advocating excessive freedoms. What we need is a fairness society; a society in which freedoms are guaranteed in order to provide all of us with quality lives, and freedoms are restricted to prevent a minority from absconding with our rights and our toil. Fairness is at least theoretically realizable. Practically it will be a struggle, but at least it will be a struggle worth fighting for. Progress will mean progress for those least well off.

Freedom must mean many freedoms for all, not all freedoms for some and none for you because you’re the sucker.

Huckabee takes Iowa

Friday, January 4th, 2008

It’s official, Huckabee is victorious in the Iowa caucus. Huckabee, a man who doesn’t “believe in” evolution… I know Iowa is conservative, but it’s shameful that people in the country that’s self-declared leader of the world take seriously a man who doesn’t believe in science.

Bush has been a curse for the U.S and the rest of the world for the past seven years. Whatever happens in Election ‘08, I really hope there won’t be another dim-witted god-invoking self-righteous xenophobic prick in charge for the next four years. If that happens, many people will give up on the U.S.

Why climate change is worse than terrorism

Monday, December 31st, 2007

Fox had a little reportage dealing with terrorism, and the host came to the conclusion that he couldn’t understand how people can believe climate change to be worse than terrorism.

Ok, so let’s start on the terror front. So far, their greatest success was using our own stupidity against us. 9/11 was well planned on their part, but it couldn’t have succeeded without useless airport security (all part of the wonders of economics, security spending doesn’t generate great returns…). We knew airport security was important before 9/11, we just didn’t do it. The other “success stories” came from primitive bombs. The events were terrible in their own right, but not significant in magnitude unless your view them under the selective “terror microscope” where hundreds of thousands of dead in Africa are ignored in favor of some thousands in the West.

So, how far can terrorists take it? Well, let’s say they rustle up a real nuclear weapon (not a much-hyped but useless dirty bomb which won’t produce casualties over and above those from the initial conventional explosion). I don’t think there’s any chance that will happen. But let’s say they get one. Obviously it won’t be a ICBM. It’ll be a small man-portable device. They position it in a major city. They blow it. Everything goes great for Osama. The small nuclear blast (by any modern standards) kills hundreds of thousands. There’s a huge cleanup bill. That’s nasty. It’s the ultimate worst-case scenario for what terrorists might achieve (aside from colluding with evil space aliens that provide them with Death Spores) and yet it doesn’t add up to wiping out a city, much less civilization as we know it. So terrorists fail the apocalypse test.

Ok, next scenario. We need to worry about “rogue states”. Iran could have a couple of primitive longer-range nukes soon. First off, there is NO evidence that any regime with the potential to get nukes would use them unilaterally just to wipe out some unbelievers. While xenophobic politicians would have us believe Iran is controlled and populated entirely by suicide bombers who would love to blow up their babies if only it could give an infidel a paper cut, the real world couldn’t be more different. People in Iran are largely reasonable. They don’t like the U.S, and have a general mistrust of the Western world. Fair enough. There’s the little business of the Shah to remember. The West was indeed out to make Iran their bitch. Having been in that situation, Iranians are pretty clear on one thing: it won’t happen again. But nobody, least all the Mullahs, have shown a tendency to launch suicidally insane attacks. There’s no historic precedent. No nothing. Just people flapping their mouths. I’m more afraid the U.S will launch nukes, with the crazy talk of some presidential candidates, and all that crap about pre-emptive nuke strike policies. Yet even if Iran decided to launch their arsenal it would at best kill a few million people. At best. And again; that won’t happen. So again, no apocalypse.

Last you have China. While China has the nukes, there’s no nation on earth more pragmatic than China. China’s very unlikely to start WW3. No apocalypse here.

And with all of these threats, you can’t get intelligence services to agree on even the basics. No evidence of Al-Quaeda acquiring nuclear material… and now, even Bush’s own intelligence services are telling him Iran isn’t developing nukes… to say “opinions are divided” would be putting it mildly.

On the other hand, you have the linked events of global warming and energy scarceness (which occurs because we use up materials, and that use creates global warming). Scientific opinion is virtually unanimous. Don’t listen to me, look at the bulk of research. It’s man-made and so it’ll keep happening until we stop burning stuff. Plant life is pretty fragile. Harsh temperature swings will wreak havoc with food output. In Australia, we’ve noticed. Elsewhere, expect to notice soon enough. Fertile land will decrease. Desertification will increase. Lack of energy will make transport of foodstuffs, farming of foodstuffs, and making of fertilizers (all dependent heavily on oil) difficult and expensive. And it’ll get more and more difficult and expensive. Add to that the population explosion and the fact that we’re operating at close to peak capacity food production as it stands and one thing becomes clear: there won’t be enough food for everyone.

Famines have always been better at killing people than any other catastrophe including war (but excluding disease, in some circumstances). And when there’s not enough food to go around even here in the West, people are going to get upset. People are going to do what they can to get food. Society deteriorates. Thin veneer of civilization goes out the window when it comes to getting food for our kids. Anarchy, warfare over remaining resources, mass starvation… how many dead? Millions? Billions? It’s impossible to tell, but the potential is there for near-total collapse of modern society. Yes, that’s the worst case. But it’s not unrealistic, especially if we keep going at this rate. It’s not unprecedented either; civilizations have wiped themselves out in the past by using up their natural resources. When push comes to shove, they couldn’t develop technology to adapt quickly enough. And there their stories ended.

Apocalypse? Probably not, at least in the total sense. Though those of us unlucky to be alive to experience it may not see a big difference.

So yeah, I think climate change is worse than terrorism. I think it’s potentially worse than pretty much everything that could happen to us that we have the power to change. The sad thing is, if worst comes to worst not even saying “I told you so” will bring much relief.

The end of democracy

Thursday, December 27th, 2007

It’s finally happened. With the death of Benazir Bhutto, the only slightly viable candidate for the upcoming Pakistan elections is dead. And with her, Pakistani democracy.

Of late, the world seemed to have decided that a bit more democracy in Pakistan would be nice. If only to make selective pro-democratic pressure seem less hypocritical. After all, Musharraf had received fabulous military and financial support from the U.S and other western countries.

Now when the international community was having second thoughts, we find it’s too little too late. The elections will be worthless. The powder keg of Pakistan is ever more tightly packed. Perhaps one day soon, we’ll come to regret yet another marriage of convenience to dictatorship.

Capital Punishment

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007

Things are finally happening in the U.S. And who knows what abolishment of capital punishment in the States could lead to. A global ban? That’s probably too much to hope for, but the U.N seems pretty keen to at least start the process of global abolition.

And that’s a good thing. It’s time to end barbarism once and for all. It won’t solve all our problems, but it will at least make us all look a little more civilized.

Representative Democracy; does it represent you?

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007

I’ll be the first to admit it; compromising is an important part of adulthood. To be able to give up something you want for fairness sake, or to close a mutually profitable deal, is very important indeed.

Some may argue that’s what happens when we go to vote today. Some people may have liked Howard’s fiscal policy, yet disagreed with Australia’s involvement in the Iraq war. Yet, after considering their options, they decided Howard best fit their interests and their opinions. A Liberal vote. A good compromise, no?

But there’s something fundamentally flawed with the core promise / key issue horse trading that goes on in voter’s minds. It’s not really a compromise. A vote is a vote, and you get the whole package. The only means of judging individual policies is by casting a vote against, and even then it must be a very important issue; otherwise the defeat of the party in question will be attributed to other factors, and public opinion, no matter how strongly held, counts for nothing.

The Iraq war was a point in case. When Howard decided to join the looming fiasco, he explained his strong reelection had given him a mandate to do it. A vote for Howard on economic policy was a vote for war. Never mind the huge protests, vast outpourings of dissent that haven’t been seen on this scale for any one issue for a long time (probably since Vietnam). Howard dismissed them. He essentially called them a sham. Yet protests represented the only other powerful way that voting citizens can show dissent aside from the ballot box.

Overall, the majority of Australians were opposed to the war, and to Australia’s involvement in the war. The rest were uninvolved, uninterested. There were certainly no major pro-war marches. So how was Australia saddled with this policy decision? Well, we vote for one fellow and then he goes off and does whatever he bloody well wants for three years. Sure, we have the Senate which acts as an unreliable safety some of the time. But is that really enough?

I don’t think so. Direct democracy is still a little ways off; the technology isn’t mature enough to deliver reliable and safe voting powers to citizens; and paper ballots are obviously unsuited for regular voting on policy decisions. But more effort should be made in developing the technology, and more thought invested into how such power should be delivered to citizens, and what the implications might be. With a little effort, Direct Democracy is right around the corner.

And what about the naysayers? Aren’t we a herd of stampeding cattle? Won’t direct democracy fail simply because of the idiocy of people when taken as a sum? Well, if that’s the case we have a choice to make: either give up the pretense that we’re living in a real democracy, that a country’s citizens can really rule themselves; or to begin the process of teaching the next generation not mere language and maths skills, but Ethics and Politics and what taxes actually do, so that they’ll be ready to be empowered.

Fear the Nanny state?

Sunday, December 16th, 2007

I came across an article in the SMH today warning against the Labor “nanny state”. There seem to be a lot of people interested in making us fear the “nanny state”. The term suggests a government that waddles us in diapers and feeds us milk. Aren’t we responsible adults? Can’t we take care of ourselves, make our own choices, choose our own poisons?

The answer seems pretty obvious; no, we can’t rely on our own good sense to make all the smart decisions. Otherwise there’d be no smokers, fewer obese people, no sun bathers, no alcoholics… who honestly believes that if we really understood the consequences of our actions, the enormity of suffering we risk, we would still maintain those behaviors?

The truth is that we don’t become adults when we turn 18. We don’t stop growing up and getting wiser just because we hit a certain magical age. Some people take longer to wise up than others. And last but not least, there are hundreds of thousands of very smart people out there whose job is to make us do things we might not do otherwise because it earns someone money.

Should government tell us what to do, and we just sit back and take it? No. There needs to be a dialog, there needs to be democracy, there needs to be reason. But there are certainly many areas in which it is right for government to impose limits, laws and regulations based on scientific research and reasonable community standards. Otherwise, why is crack cocaine illegal?

Trickle-down economics

Saturday, December 15th, 2007

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